games-for-humans
Original: games-for-humans on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1
Woman with dark blue hair: ROBOTS ARE GETTING BETTER THAN HUMANS AT EVERYTHING. THEY BEAT US AT CHESS, AT GO, AT STOCK-PICKING...
Panel 2
Woman with dark blue hair: SOMEONE SHOULD DESIGN A GAME JUST SO THAT HUMANS CAN ALWAYS BEAT ROBOTS.
Panel 3
Man with dark curly hair: THAT GAME ALREADY EXISTS. IT'S CALLED "DETECTING ROBOTS THAT WALK AMONG US."
Panel 4
Man with dark curly hair: WE HUMANS ARE SO GOOD AT IT, THERE'S NO REASON TO EVEN WORRY ABOUT MACHINES TAKING HUMAN FORM AND SLOWLY REPLACING ALL OF THE "REAL HUMANS."
Panel 5
(The woman frowns suspiciously.)
Panel 6
Man with dark curly hair: WHAT'S SADDER? A HURRICANE THAT KILLS THOUSANDS OR WATCHING YOUR PET KITTY DIE?
Man with dark curly hair: HURRICANE. OBVIOUSLY.
Panel 7
(The woman and man stand facing each other in silence.)
Panel 8
Woman: BEEP BEEP?
Woman: DAMMIT.
Man: BOOP BOOP?
Votey:
Handwritten text on a sticky-note style square: "Today's comic was drawn by a human person."
(Below the panels, in the second-to-last panel:)
Woman: HEY, REMEMBER BACK WHEN IT WAS EASY TO FIND A HUMAN?
Man: WASN'T THE 21st CENTURY GRAND?
Woman with dark blue hair: ROBOTS ARE GETTING BETTER THAN HUMANS AT EVERYTHING. THEY BEAT US AT CHESS, AT GO, AT STOCK-PICKING...
Panel 2
Woman with dark blue hair: SOMEONE SHOULD DESIGN A GAME JUST SO THAT HUMANS CAN ALWAYS BEAT ROBOTS.
Panel 3
Man with dark curly hair: THAT GAME ALREADY EXISTS. IT'S CALLED "DETECTING ROBOTS THAT WALK AMONG US."
Panel 4
Man with dark curly hair: WE HUMANS ARE SO GOOD AT IT, THERE'S NO REASON TO EVEN WORRY ABOUT MACHINES TAKING HUMAN FORM AND SLOWLY REPLACING ALL OF THE "REAL HUMANS."
Panel 5
(The woman frowns suspiciously.)
Panel 6
Man with dark curly hair: WHAT'S SADDER? A HURRICANE THAT KILLS THOUSANDS OR WATCHING YOUR PET KITTY DIE?
Man with dark curly hair: HURRICANE. OBVIOUSLY.
Panel 7
(The woman and man stand facing each other in silence.)
Panel 8
Woman: BEEP BEEP?
Woman: DAMMIT.
Man: BOOP BOOP?
Votey:
Handwritten text on a sticky-note style square: "Today's comic was drawn by a human person."
(Below the panels, in the second-to-last panel:)
Woman: HEY, REMEMBER BACK WHEN IT WAS EASY TO FIND A HUMAN?
Man: WASN'T THE 21st CENTURY GRAND?
Alt text
An eight-panel SMBC comic. A woman with dark blue hair complains to a man with dark curly hair: "Robots are getting better than humans at everything. They beat us at chess, at go, at stock-picking... Someone should design a game just so that humans can always beat robots." The man replies that the game already exists: "It's called 'detecting robots that walk among us.' We humans are so good at it, there's no reason to even worry about machines taking human form and slowly replacing all of the 'real humans.'" The woman frowns suspiciously. The man then asks an oddly callous question: "What's sadder? A hurricane that kills thousands or watching your pet kitty die?" and immediately answers himself, "Hurricane. Obviously." The two stare at each other in silence. Then the woman, testing him, says "Beep beep?" and the man answers "Boop boop?" The woman says "Dammit" — realizing they are both actually robots who failed to detect each other. In the final wide black panel, shown only in silhouette, the woman says "Hey, remember back when it was easy to find a human?" and the man replies "Wasn't the 21st century grand?" The votey (bonus panel) is a handwritten note that reads: "Today's comic was drawn by a human person."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.