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law-of-social-media

Original: law-of-social-media on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Title banner: LAW OF SOCIAL MEDIA #29: IF YOU POST A PARADOX, NO MATTER HOW OLD AND INTRACTABLE, SOMEONE WILL ACT LIKE THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS.

Q: Does the barber who shaves all those, and only those, who do not shave themselves shave himself?

A: Yeah, of course barbers do this to save money. They didn't always, but that's modern life for you.

Votey:
Handwritten on a note: Zeno was dumb because look, I'm way faster than a turtle.

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A mock infographic. A yellow banner reads: 'LAW OF SOCIAL MEDIA #29: IF YOU POST A PARADOX, NO MATTER HOW OLD AND INTRACTABLE, SOMEONE WILL ACT LIKE THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS.' Below are two text boxes. A blue 'Q:' box states the classic barber paradox: 'Does the barber who shaves all those, and only those, who do not shave themselves shave himself?' A gray 'A:' box gives a confidently wrong, literal-minded reply: 'Yeah, of course barbers do this to save money. They didn't always, but that's modern life for you.' The joke is that someone breezily 'answers' a famous logical paradox by misreading it as a mundane practical question. Votey: a handwritten sticky note reads, 'Zeno was dumb because look, I'm way faster than a turtle,' similarly dismissing Zeno's paradox of Achilles and the tortoise with a clueless literal take.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.