ice-cream-novelties
Original: ice-cream-novelties on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (header): GET TO KNOW NEXT YEAR'S FAST FOOD ICE CREAM NOVELTIES:
Panel 2: MINT CHOCOLATE VOLCANO (a domed green drink in a clear cup with a straw)
Panel 3: COOKIE DOUGH HURRICANE (a brown cup/container)
Panel 4: PEANUT BUTTER CATASTROPHE (a bowl topped with several swirls of whipped cream)
Panel 5: PISTACHIO KILLING FIELDS (a tall green layered drink with a straw)
Panel 6: BROWNIE CHUNK CRUCIFIXION (a small cup of dessert topped with a cherry)
Votey:
Also:
Pineapple tragedy
Tutti frutti desolation
Cookies n' cream cataclysm
Oreo™ Calamity
Razzberry Waterloo
Cinnamon Fiasco
Panel 2: MINT CHOCOLATE VOLCANO (a domed green drink in a clear cup with a straw)
Panel 3: COOKIE DOUGH HURRICANE (a brown cup/container)
Panel 4: PEANUT BUTTER CATASTROPHE (a bowl topped with several swirls of whipped cream)
Panel 5: PISTACHIO KILLING FIELDS (a tall green layered drink with a straw)
Panel 6: BROWNIE CHUNK CRUCIFIXION (a small cup of dessert topped with a cherry)
Votey:
Also:
Pineapple tragedy
Tutti frutti desolation
Cookies n' cream cataclysm
Oreo™ Calamity
Razzberry Waterloo
Cinnamon Fiasco
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A six-panel grid titled "Get to know next year's fast food ice cream novelties." Each pastel-colored panel shows a cartoon ice cream dessert paired with a disaster-themed name: a domed green minty drink labeled "Mint Chocolate Volcano"; a brown cup labeled "Cookie Dough Hurricane"; a bowl piled with whipped cream swirls labeled "Peanut Butter Catastrophe"; a tall layered green drink labeled "Pistachio Killing Fields"; and a small cherry-topped cup labeled "Brownie Chunk Crucifixion." The joke is that all the cheerful new dessert flavors are named after catastrophes and atrocities. Votey aftercomic: a hand-lettered list reading "Also: Pineapple tragedy, Tutti frutti desolation, Cookies n' cream cataclysm, Oreo™ Calamity, Razzberry Waterloo, Cinnamon Fiasco."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.