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Original: alpha on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Bearded man (giving advice): The thing with women is you gotta convince them that you're strong. That you're an ALPHA.
(A man with flame-like red hair listens, scratching his head.)
Panel 2:
Caption: LATER...
Red-haired man (now in a suit, talking to a woman, with skulls scattered at his feet): Whoops! Another skull fell out of my coat. I've slain so many foes, it's getting silly!
Votey:
A man's face, drawn in a loose sketchy style, with a speech bubble: "My sperm have a very low mutation rate."
Bearded man (giving advice): The thing with women is you gotta convince them that you're strong. That you're an ALPHA.
(A man with flame-like red hair listens, scratching his head.)
Panel 2:
Caption: LATER...
Red-haired man (now in a suit, talking to a woman, with skulls scattered at his feet): Whoops! Another skull fell out of my coat. I've slain so many foes, it's getting silly!
Votey:
A man's face, drawn in a loose sketchy style, with a speech bubble: "My sperm have a very low mutation rate."
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A bearded man advises a red-haired man, "The thing with women is you gotta convince them that you're strong. That you're an ALPHA." Panel 2, captioned "LATER...": The red-haired man, now in a suit, talks to a woman while skulls lie scattered at his feet. He says, "Whoops! Another skull fell out of my coat. I've slain so many foes, it's getting silly!" -- comically overplaying his attempt to seem strong. Votey (aftercomic): A loosely sketched man's face says, "My sperm have a very low mutation rate." -- another awkward, unsexy bid to signal mate value.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.