my-eyes-are-up-here
Original: my-eyes-are-up-here on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (dark hair, looking down): HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
Woman (with bun, looking up at his face): BUT... I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR EYES.
Panel 2:
Man: I KNOW! I LIKE YELLING ABOUT PARTS OF MY BODY!
Man (second speech, pointing): HEY! MY ELBOWS ARE RIGHT HERE!
Woman (turning to a second woman): THIS IS THE WEIRDEST FIRST DATE OF MY LIFE.
Man: HEY! MY WHISKERS ARE DOWN HERE!
Votey:
A woman's face. Speech bubble: My eyes are up here.
Man (dark hair, looking down): HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
Woman (with bun, looking up at his face): BUT... I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR EYES.
Panel 2:
Man: I KNOW! I LIKE YELLING ABOUT PARTS OF MY BODY!
Man (second speech, pointing): HEY! MY ELBOWS ARE RIGHT HERE!
Woman (turning to a second woman): THIS IS THE WEIRDEST FIRST DATE OF MY LIFE.
Man: HEY! MY WHISKERS ARE DOWN HERE!
Votey:
A woman's face. Speech bubble: My eyes are up here.
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Panel 1: A dark-haired man tilts his head down and shouts at a woman, "HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!" The woman, who is already looking directly at his face, replies, "BUT... I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR EYES." Panel 2: The man keeps shouting and pointing at various body parts: "I KNOW! I LIKE YELLING ABOUT PARTS OF MY BODY! HEY! MY ELBOWS ARE RIGHT HERE! HEY! MY WHISKERS ARE DOWN HERE!" The woman turns to a second woman beside her and says, "THIS IS THE WEIRDEST FIRST DATE OF MY LIFE." The joke inverts the cliche "my eyes are up here" line by having the man compulsively announce the location of random body parts. Votey: A hand-drawn close-up of a woman's face with a speech bubble reading "My eyes are up here."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.