trolley-problems
Original: trolley-problems on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald, bearded man wearing sunglasses, a suit, and tie holds a cigarette and speaks.
Man: "If you take the trolley down one track, you kill five people. If you take it down the other track, you have to poop from your mouth and eat with your butt FOREVER."
Caption (below panel): Trolley problems are just "Would You Rather" but for adults.
Votey:
A rough sketch close-up of the same bearded man's face in sunglasses, looking down dismissively.
Man: "The answer is kill them."
A bald, bearded man wearing sunglasses, a suit, and tie holds a cigarette and speaks.
Man: "If you take the trolley down one track, you kill five people. If you take it down the other track, you have to poop from your mouth and eat with your butt FOREVER."
Caption (below panel): Trolley problems are just "Would You Rather" but for adults.
Votey:
A rough sketch close-up of the same bearded man's face in sunglasses, looking down dismissively.
Man: "The answer is kill them."
Alt text
A bald, bearded man in sunglasses and a suit holds a cigarette and poses a trolley problem in a green-background panel: "If you take the trolley down one track, you kill five people. If you take it down the other track, you have to poop from your mouth and eat with your butt FOREVER." Caption below: "Trolley problems are just 'Would You Rather' but for adults." Votey: a rough sketch close-up of the same man's face, looking down, saying "The answer is kill them."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.