advanced-veganism
Original: advanced-veganism on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair, seen from behind, sits across a table from a man with red hair in a green collared shirt.
Woman (speech bubble): "I'm a sado-vegan. I only eat plants that have been proven to actively signal other plants when being killed."
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face looking uneasy.
Man: "I like to imagine Maple Trees begging to keep their sap."
A woman with brown hair, seen from behind, sits across a table from a man with red hair in a green collared shirt.
Woman (speech bubble): "I'm a sado-vegan. I only eat plants that have been proven to actively signal other plants when being killed."
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face looking uneasy.
Man: "I like to imagine Maple Trees begging to keep their sap."
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Main panel: across a dinner table, a brown-haired woman seen from behind speaks to a red-haired man in a green shirt. Her speech bubble reads, "I'm a sado-vegan. I only eat plants that have been proven to actively signal other plants when being killed." The man listens with a mild expression. The joke is a vegan who specifically chooses plants that suffer and warn each other. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of a man's face looking faintly disturbed, saying, "I like to imagine Maple Trees begging to keep their sap."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.