i39m-quirky
Original: i39m-quirky on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Dark-haired man: What are you so happy about?
Red-haired man: I've decided all of my character flaws are actually funny personality quirks.
Panel 2:
Red-haired man: I no longer have to face up to personal inadequacy or pay heed to constructive criticism. People should just appreciate how interesting I am.
Panel 3:
Red-haired man: I dress how I like. I say what I want. I may or may not pay back loans. I eat what's tasty. Whatever!
Panel 4:
Dark-haired man: I think you have pathological narcissism.
Red-haired man (arms thrown wide): And I'm the BEST at it.
Votey:
Red-haired man: I'm gonna go draw judgmental comics for a living!
Dark-haired man: What are you so happy about?
Red-haired man: I've decided all of my character flaws are actually funny personality quirks.
Panel 2:
Red-haired man: I no longer have to face up to personal inadequacy or pay heed to constructive criticism. People should just appreciate how interesting I am.
Panel 3:
Red-haired man: I dress how I like. I say what I want. I may or may not pay back loans. I eat what's tasty. Whatever!
Panel 4:
Dark-haired man: I think you have pathological narcissism.
Red-haired man (arms thrown wide): And I'm the BEST at it.
Votey:
Red-haired man: I'm gonna go draw judgmental comics for a living!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A cheerful red-haired man talks to a skeptical dark-haired man. Panel 1: The dark-haired man asks, "What are you so happy about?" The red-haired man beams: "I've decided all of my character flaws are actually funny personality quirks." Panel 2: He continues, "I no longer have to face up to personal inadequacy or pay heed to constructive criticism. People should just appreciate how interesting I am." Panel 3: He lists, "I dress how I like. I say what I want. I may or may not pay back loans. I eat what's tasty. Whatever!" Panel 4: The dark-haired man says flatly, "I think you have pathological narcissism." The red-haired man flings his arms wide in triumph and declares, "And I'm the BEST at it." Votey: A close-up of the grinning red-haired man's face as he announces, "I'm gonna go draw judgmental comics for a living!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.