zoo-math
Original: zoo-math on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title (top banner): NEVER TAKE A MATHEMATICIAN TO THE ZOO
Panel 1: A man with red hair and a red beard stands next to a woman with dark hair and round glasses, both at the zoo in front of trees and an enclosure railing. The woman, looking unimpressed, speaks.
Woman: PFFT. A gazelle is just a giraffe, plotted logarithmically.
Votey:
The woman's face in close-up, looking glum and disappointed.
Woman: Lousy buncha toroids.
Panel 1: A man with red hair and a red beard stands next to a woman with dark hair and round glasses, both at the zoo in front of trees and an enclosure railing. The woman, looking unimpressed, speaks.
Woman: PFFT. A gazelle is just a giraffe, plotted logarithmically.
Votey:
The woman's face in close-up, looking glum and disappointed.
Woman: Lousy buncha toroids.
Alt text
A two-panel comic titled "NEVER TAKE A MATHEMATICIAN TO THE ZOO." In the main panel, a red-bearded man and a dark-haired woman in round glasses stand at a zoo enclosure surrounded by trees. The woman looks bored and unimpressed as she says, "Pfft. A gazelle is just a giraffe, plotted logarithmically." The joke: she reduces the animals to mathematical transformations of one another. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the woman's glum, disappointed face as she mutters, "Lousy buncha toroids," dismissively reducing the zoo animals to geometric shapes.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.