come-back-to-my-place
Original: come-back-to-my-place on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A red-haired woman leans close to a brown-haired man, smiling.
Woman: "Come to my place, and make sure you bring a condom."
Panel 2: Caption box: "AND SO..." The woman and the man face each other, the man now shirtless and grinning expectantly.
Panel 3: The man holds out an unrolled condom toward the woman.
Panel 4: The woman holds the condom to her mouth and inflates it like a balloon, blowing it up into a long tube.
Panel 5: The woman concentrates, twisting and squeezing the inflated condom in her hands.
Panel 6: The woman grins happily, holding the twisted condom, which now resembles a balloon animal.
Panel 7: The woman raises the finished balloon-animal condom triumphantly over her head.
Man: "HOORAY!"
(The shirtless man sits nearby, smiling and clapping.)
Votey:
Woman (speech bubble): "Hey, wanna have sex?"
Man (speech bubble): "I am not that kind of guy."
Woman: "Come to my place, and make sure you bring a condom."
Panel 2: Caption box: "AND SO..." The woman and the man face each other, the man now shirtless and grinning expectantly.
Panel 3: The man holds out an unrolled condom toward the woman.
Panel 4: The woman holds the condom to her mouth and inflates it like a balloon, blowing it up into a long tube.
Panel 5: The woman concentrates, twisting and squeezing the inflated condom in her hands.
Panel 6: The woman grins happily, holding the twisted condom, which now resembles a balloon animal.
Panel 7: The woman raises the finished balloon-animal condom triumphantly over her head.
Man: "HOORAY!"
(The shirtless man sits nearby, smiling and clapping.)
Votey:
Woman (speech bubble): "Hey, wanna have sex?"
Man (speech bubble): "I am not that kind of guy."
Alt text
A seven-panel comic. A red-haired woman tells a brown-haired man, "Come to my place, and make sure you bring a condom," strongly implying sex. After a caption reading "AND SO...," the now-shirtless man hands her a condom. Instead of using it for sex, she puts it to her mouth and inflates it like a balloon, then carefully twists and squeezes it into a balloon animal. She holds up the finished balloon-animal condom in triumph while the man cheers, "HOORAY!" The joke: "bring a condom" leads to balloon-animal crafting, not sex. Votey aftercomic: a sketchy line-drawn face. The woman's speech bubble asks, "Hey, wanna have sex?" and the man's bubble replies, "I am not that kind of guy."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.