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Original: noooooooo on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with red hair, laughing maniacally, leans toward a distressed dark-haired person.
Woman: "HAHAHAHA! YOU KNOW YOUR THEOREM ON DIFFEOMORPHIC 'FUNCTION' CONSTRUCTION? I FOUND A WAY TO USE IT TO CURE CANCER!"
The other person (head thrown back, mouth wide open in anguish): "NOOOOO!"
Caption below panel:
"Funtime Activity: Forcibly converting pure mathematics into applied mathematics."
Votey:
A hand-drawn award certificate / plaque reading:
"2016 AWARD FOR BEST USE OF 'DIFFEOMORPHIC' IN A HUMOROUS CONTEXT"
Decorative orange flourishes in each corner.
A woman with red hair, laughing maniacally, leans toward a distressed dark-haired person.
Woman: "HAHAHAHA! YOU KNOW YOUR THEOREM ON DIFFEOMORPHIC 'FUNCTION' CONSTRUCTION? I FOUND A WAY TO USE IT TO CURE CANCER!"
The other person (head thrown back, mouth wide open in anguish): "NOOOOO!"
Caption below panel:
"Funtime Activity: Forcibly converting pure mathematics into applied mathematics."
Votey:
A hand-drawn award certificate / plaque reading:
"2016 AWARD FOR BEST USE OF 'DIFFEOMORPHIC' IN A HUMOROUS CONTEXT"
Decorative orange flourishes in each corner.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A grinning red-haired woman leans toward a dark-haired person and cackles, "HAHAHAHA! You know your theorem on diffeomorphic 'function' construction? I found a way to use it to cure cancer!" The other person throws their head back and screams "NOOOOO!" in horror. A caption underneath reads: "Funtime Activity: Forcibly converting pure mathematics into applied mathematics" -- the joke being that a pure mathematician is devastated to learn their abstract work has a practical use. The votey (bonus panel) is a hand-drawn award plaque with orange corner flourishes that reads: "2016 Award for Best Use of 'Diffeomorphic' in a Humorous Context."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.