good-genes
Original: good-genes on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Young man (red hair, seated at table): It's not fair. Sis got all the good genes in the family.
Panel 2:
Older woman (gray hair, glasses): Oh, that isn't true. You make a LOT of people happy working as a zoo ranger.
Panel 3:
Young man: But Sis can absorb ambient energy and use it to perform quantum computations about the state of the cosmos.
Panel 4:
Older woman: She HAS done very well for herself.
(In this panel a glowing, otherworldly light appears in the background.)
Votey:
Glowing white text on a purple-and-teal cosmic background: SUCK IT, Frank
Young man (red hair, seated at table): It's not fair. Sis got all the good genes in the family.
Panel 2:
Older woman (gray hair, glasses): Oh, that isn't true. You make a LOT of people happy working as a zoo ranger.
Panel 3:
Young man: But Sis can absorb ambient energy and use it to perform quantum computations about the state of the cosmos.
Panel 4:
Older woman: She HAS done very well for herself.
(In this panel a glowing, otherworldly light appears in the background.)
Votey:
Glowing white text on a purple-and-teal cosmic background: SUCK IT, Frank
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A red-haired young man and an older woman with gray hair and glasses sit talking at a table. Panel 1, the man: 'It's not fair. Sis got all the good genes in the family.' Panel 2, the woman reassuringly: 'Oh, that isn't true. You make a LOT of people happy working as a zoo ranger.' Panel 3, the man: 'But Sis can absorb ambient energy and use it to perform quantum computations about the state of the cosmos.' Panel 4, the woman, conceding, as an eerie cosmic glow lights up the background: 'She HAS done very well for herself.' Votey: a purple, teal, and white cosmic glow fills the panel with glowing handwritten text reading 'SUCK IT, Frank' — the sister, now a being of cosmic energy, taunting her brother.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.