just-wear-it
Original: just-wear-it on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (with red/orange hair, holding a foil packet): I designed a condom that has a computer embedded in it.
Man (brown hair, green shirt): Why?
Woman: Shhhh... just put it on.
Panel 2:
Caption (top banner): LATER...
Woman (leaning in close, intense expression): You Turing-complete me.
Votey:
A man's face in close-up (loose sketch style).
Man (speech bubble): Though, technically a medium-price dildo does too.
Woman (with red/orange hair, holding a foil packet): I designed a condom that has a computer embedded in it.
Man (brown hair, green shirt): Why?
Woman: Shhhh... just put it on.
Panel 2:
Caption (top banner): LATER...
Woman (leaning in close, intense expression): You Turing-complete me.
Votey:
A man's face in close-up (loose sketch style).
Man (speech bubble): Though, technically a medium-price dildo does too.
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A woman with reddish hair holds up a small foil packet and tells a man in a green shirt, "I designed a condom that has a computer embedded in it." He asks, "Why?" She replies, "Shhhh... just put it on." Panel 2, labeled "LATER...": The two are shown in an intimate close-up, faces nearly touching, and the woman says with intense emotion, "You Turing-complete me" -- a pun on the romantic line "you complete me" and the computing term Turing-complete. Votey: A loosely sketched close-up of a man's face who adds, "Though, technically a medium-price dildo does too."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.