sports-journalism
Original: sports-journalism on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Caption (at top): NEW RULE FOR SPORTS-WRITING: THE PHRASE "PHYSICS DEFYING" MAY ONLY BE USED WHEN APPLICABLE.
Newscaster (a man in a suit and red tie): And, in a physics-defying move, LeBron James' jumpshot detected a photon's momentum and position at the same time.
Votey:
Close-up of a man's face, mouth open as if speaking.
Text: Coaches ascribe the phenomenon to "good hustle."
Caption (at top): NEW RULE FOR SPORTS-WRITING: THE PHRASE "PHYSICS DEFYING" MAY ONLY BE USED WHEN APPLICABLE.
Newscaster (a man in a suit and red tie): And, in a physics-defying move, LeBron James' jumpshot detected a photon's momentum and position at the same time.
Votey:
Close-up of a man's face, mouth open as if speaking.
Text: Coaches ascribe the phenomenon to "good hustle."
Alt text
A TV newscaster in a suit and red tie sits at a desk. A caption above reads: "NEW RULE FOR SPORTS-WRITING: THE PHRASE 'PHYSICS DEFYING' MAY ONLY BE USED WHEN APPLICABLE." In his speech bubble the anchor reports: "And, in a physics-defying move, LeBron James' jumpshot detected a photon's momentum and position at the same time" — a joke that the only truly physics-defying feat would be violating the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Votey: a hand-drawn close-up of a man's face with caption "Coaches ascribe the phenomenon to 'good hustle.'"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.