a-new-kind-of-gym
Original: a-new-kind-of-gym on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man in suit (gesturing): "FACT: THE SOUND OF BABY-SCREAMING INCREASES ADRENALINE."
Panel 2:
Man in suit: "FACT: THE SIGHT OF SEXY VIDEOS INCREASES TESTOSTERONE."
Panel 3:
Man in suit: "FACT: NOBODY HAS FUNDED MY 'PORN AND WAILING' GYM CONCEPT!"
Panel 4:
Woman (skeptical): "I'M NOT SURE THAT'S NECESSARILY AN EXAMPLE OF 'MARKET FAILURE.'"
Panel 5:
Man in suit (excited, leaning in): "THEN THE CONCEPT IS WITHOUT MEANING!"
Votey:
The man (in a sketchy hand-drawn style) pleads: "Also, please consider supporting my Kickstarter."
Man in suit (gesturing): "FACT: THE SOUND OF BABY-SCREAMING INCREASES ADRENALINE."
Panel 2:
Man in suit: "FACT: THE SIGHT OF SEXY VIDEOS INCREASES TESTOSTERONE."
Panel 3:
Man in suit: "FACT: NOBODY HAS FUNDED MY 'PORN AND WAILING' GYM CONCEPT!"
Panel 4:
Woman (skeptical): "I'M NOT SURE THAT'S NECESSARILY AN EXAMPLE OF 'MARKET FAILURE.'"
Panel 5:
Man in suit (excited, leaning in): "THEN THE CONCEPT IS WITHOUT MEANING!"
Votey:
The man (in a sketchy hand-drawn style) pleads: "Also, please consider supporting my Kickstarter."
Alt text
A five-panel comic. A man in a suit excitedly presents a business pitch. Panel 1, he declares: "FACT: The sound of baby-screaming increases adrenaline." Panel 2: "FACT: The sight of sexy videos increases testosterone." Panel 3: "FACT: Nobody has funded my 'porn and wailing' gym concept!" Panel 4, a skeptical woman replies: "I'm not sure that's necessarily an example of 'market failure.'" Panel 5, the man leans in, gleeful: "Then the concept is without meaning!" The joke: he treats anything that proves him wrong as proof the very idea of meaning has collapsed. Votey (aftercomic): a rough hand-drawn close-up of the man's face as he adds, "Also, please consider supporting my Kickstarter."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.