airport-security
Original: airport-security on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Bearded airport/security agent: "Sir, before we can let you into the terminal, please remove your sandals."
Panel 2:
Bearded agent: "Now, your socks."
Panel 3:
Bearded agent: "Now give me the socks."
Dark-haired traveler: "Thank you?"
Panel 4:
Bearded agent: "Now put your sandals back on."
Panel 5:
Bearded agent: "There. Now you don't look like an asshole."
Panel 6:
Bearded agent: "Thank you for your service."
Votey:
A black-and-white circular emblem/stamp depicting a bare foot wearing a sandal, encircled by the text: "SOLIDARITY SOCKS - SANDALS"
Bearded airport/security agent: "Sir, before we can let you into the terminal, please remove your sandals."
Panel 2:
Bearded agent: "Now, your socks."
Panel 3:
Bearded agent: "Now give me the socks."
Dark-haired traveler: "Thank you?"
Panel 4:
Bearded agent: "Now put your sandals back on."
Panel 5:
Bearded agent: "There. Now you don't look like an asshole."
Panel 6:
Bearded agent: "Thank you for your service."
Votey:
A black-and-white circular emblem/stamp depicting a bare foot wearing a sandal, encircled by the text: "SOLIDARITY SOCKS - SANDALS"
Alt text
A six-panel comic. A bearded man in uniform (an airport-style security agent) stands beside a dark-haired traveler. Panel 1: the agent says, "Sir, before we can let you into the terminal, please remove your sandals." Panel 2: "Now, your socks." Panel 3: "Now give me the socks," and the traveler replies uncertainly, "Thank you?" Panel 4: "Now put your sandals back on." Panel 5: "There. Now you don't look like an asshole." Panel 6: "Thank you for your service." The joke: the agent isn't doing security, he's confiscating the man's socks so he can't wear the socks-with-sandals look. Votey (aftercomic): a circular black-and-white emblem like an official seal or anti-socks-and-sandals crest, showing a bare foot in a sandal, ringed by the words "SOLIDARITY SOCKS - SANDALS."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.