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quantum-gravity

Original: quantum-gravity on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

Caption (top narration box): THE MAIN APPEAL OF FUNDING A QUANTUM GRAVITY RESEARCH CENTER WAS GETTING TO NAME IT.

Scene: A research building stands at the end of a paved path among green rolling hills under a blue sky. In the foreground, a sign in front of the building reads:

Sign: THE ADVANCED CENTER FOR DETERMINING WHY AUSTRALIANS DON'T FALL OFF

Votey:

A hand-drawn chalkboard-style diagram of a sphere (a globe/planet) with a vertical axis through it. An arrow labeled "gravity" points to the top of the sphere (near a plus mark), and an arrow labeled "anti-gravity" points to the bottom of the sphere (near a minus mark).

Alt text

A single-panel SMBC comic. A top caption reads: "The main appeal of funding a quantum gravity research center was getting to name it." The scene shows a multi-story research building at the end of a paved walkway, set among green hills under a blue sky. A sign planted in the foreground reads: "The Advanced Center for Determining Why Australians Don't Fall Off" — a joke playing on the naive idea that people on the bottom of the globe should fall away. The votey (bonus panel) is a hand-drawn diagram of a sphere with a vertical axis: an arrow labeled "gravity" points to the top of the sphere (marked with a plus) and an arrow labeled "anti-gravity" points to the bottom (marked with a minus), mock-illustrating the idea that the bottom of the planet needs anti-gravity to keep people from falling off.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.