6-hours
Original: 6-hours on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A close-up of a hand holding a prescription pill bottle. The label reads:
Label: "IF ERECTION LASTS MORE THAN 6 HOURS, CALL DOCTOR"
Panel 2: A man stands holding a phone to his ear, calling the doctor.
Panel 3 (background): An ambulance with a red cross drives toward the scene.
Panel 4: A celebration scene. A doctor in a white lab coat (a woman with dark hair) blows a party horn and raises her arms while taping up a banner. A man with blond hair wearing a party hat grins and points at himself. A yellow banner reads:
Banner: "CONGRATULATIONS!"
Votey:
The blond man, looking tearful and overcome with emotion, speaks:
Man: "I'D LIKE TO THANK JESUS."
Label: "IF ERECTION LASTS MORE THAN 6 HOURS, CALL DOCTOR"
Panel 2: A man stands holding a phone to his ear, calling the doctor.
Panel 3 (background): An ambulance with a red cross drives toward the scene.
Panel 4: A celebration scene. A doctor in a white lab coat (a woman with dark hair) blows a party horn and raises her arms while taping up a banner. A man with blond hair wearing a party hat grins and points at himself. A yellow banner reads:
Banner: "CONGRATULATIONS!"
Votey:
The blond man, looking tearful and overcome with emotion, speaks:
Man: "I'D LIKE TO THANK JESUS."
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel one is a close-up of a hand gripping an orange prescription pill bottle whose label reads "If erection lasts more than 6 hours, call doctor." Panel two shows a man holding a phone to his ear, calling. Panel three shows an ambulance with a red cross speeding in. The final panel reveals not a medical emergency but a party: a doctor in a white lab coat blows a party horn and tapes up a yellow banner reading "CONGRATULATIONS!" while a grinning blond man in a party hat points proudly at himself, treating his marathon erection as an achievement worth celebrating. Votey: a close-up of the blond man, tearful and emotional, saying "I'd like to thank Jesus," as if accepting an award.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.