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genetics

Original: genetics on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with orange hair: DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE A TWIN, AND YOU AND YOUR TWIN MARRY OTHER TWINS, THEN YOUR TWIN'S KIDS ARE JUST AS RELATED TO YOU AS YOUR OWN KIDS WOULD BE?!

Panel 2:
Woman with dark hair (Jeanie): WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING THIS UP?

Panel 3:
Woman with dark hair: I'M JEANIE!

Panel 4:
Man with orange hair: WE COULD MAKE OUR SIBLINGS DO ALL THE WORK, JANEY!

Panel 5:
Woman with dark hair: WHY IS IT ALWAYS SEMANTICS WITH YOU?!

Votey:
A man's face: READ SOME GENETICS.

Alt text

A five-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: An excited man with orange hair says, "Did you know that if you're a twin, and you and your twin marry other twins, then your twin's kids are just as related to you as your own kids would be?!" Panel 2: A dark-haired woman replies flatly, "Why do you keep bringing this up?" Panel 3: Looking annoyed, she insists, "I'm Jeanie!" Panel 4: The orange-haired man, undeterred, says, "We could make our siblings do all the work, Janey!" Panel 5: The woman, exasperated, shouts at him, "Why is it always semantics with you?!" The joke: he's so fixated on the genetic-relatedness idea that he can't even be bothered to remember which of the (twin) women he's talking to is his actual partner, treating her identity as a mere 'semantic' detail. Votey: A close-up of a man's deadpan face with the caption, "Read some genetics."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.