the-velveteen-rabbit

A five-panel SMBC comic parodying 'The Velveteen Rabbit.' Panel 1, captioned 'The velveteen rabbit wanted so much to be real,' shows a stuffed rabbit standing in a moonlit field. Panel 2, 'He went to see the other rabbits but they wouldn't accept him,' shows live rabbits ignoring or fleeing the toy rabbit. Panel 3, 'Then he noticed something...': the velveteen rabbit exclaims 'Ohmygod are you getting your own shits?!' and a real rabbit replies 'Technically these are chezotrions, but yes they did come out of my anus.' Panel 4, 'The velveteen rabbit no longer wishes to be real,' shows the rabbit declaring 'Disgusting meatbags.' Panel 5, 'In fact he wishes nobody was real,' shows a child tucking the toy into bed saying 'Goodnight, rabbit,' while the rabbit thinks 'Oh god, I can hear fluids moving inside you.' Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the velveteen rabbit's face with wide, sinister eyes and a small downturned mouth, thinking 'They have to die...' — implying it has turned murderous toward the living.