why-do-parents-fight
Original: why-do-parents-fight on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child: Why do you and Daddy fight?
Mother: Well, there's nothing wrong with fighting. When people feel strongly about something, they should express themselves.
Panel 2:
Child: Oh.
Mother: Why were you yelling at Daddy that Star Wars has more realistic aliens than Star Trek?
Child: Because Daddy is a fucking moron.
Votey:
Father (wearing sunglasses): Fuck you, honey!
Child: Why do you and Daddy fight?
Mother: Well, there's nothing wrong with fighting. When people feel strongly about something, they should express themselves.
Panel 2:
Child: Oh.
Mother: Why were you yelling at Daddy that Star Wars has more realistic aliens than Star Trek?
Child: Because Daddy is a fucking moron.
Votey:
Father (wearing sunglasses): Fuck you, honey!
Alt text
A three-panel comic. In the first panel, a child asks their mother, "Why do you and Daddy fight?" The mother replies that there's nothing wrong with fighting and that when people feel strongly about something they should express themselves. In the second panel, the child says "Oh," and the mother asks why the child was yelling at Daddy that Star Wars has more realistic aliens than Star Trek; the child answers, "Because Daddy is a fucking moron" — throwing the mother's lesson back as justification for the insult. Votey: a close-up of the father wearing sunglasses, shouting in a speech bubble, "Fuck you, honey!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.