2015-02-05
Original: 2015-02-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child: DAD, I DON'T WANNA PLAY TIC-TAC-TOE! IT'S ALWAYS A TIE!
Dad (wearing sunglasses): YOU'RE GROUNDED IF YOU DON'T START ON A SIDE SQUARE.
[On the table: a sheet of paper with a tic-tac-toe grid drawn on it, plus a pencil. The dad holds a red pen.]
Caption (below panel): There is no such thing as a "solved game."
Votey:
Dad (close-up, sunglasses): NOW, LET'S PLAY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS. YOU PLAY ROCK.
Child: DAD, I DON'T WANNA PLAY TIC-TAC-TOE! IT'S ALWAYS A TIE!
Dad (wearing sunglasses): YOU'RE GROUNDED IF YOU DON'T START ON A SIDE SQUARE.
[On the table: a sheet of paper with a tic-tac-toe grid drawn on it, plus a pencil. The dad holds a red pen.]
Caption (below panel): There is no such thing as a "solved game."
Votey:
Dad (close-up, sunglasses): NOW, LET'S PLAY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS. YOU PLAY ROCK.
Alt text
A boy in a blue shirt sits at a table across from his dad, who wears reflective sunglasses and holds a red pen. On the table is a sheet of paper with a tic-tac-toe grid drawn on it, plus a pencil. The boy complains: "Dad, I don't wanna play tic-tac-toe! It's always a tie!" The dad replies, "You're grounded if you don't start on a side square." A caption below reads: There is no such thing as a "solved game." The joke is the dad insisting his son play optimally-losing moves to keep the game un-tied. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the dad in sunglasses says, "Now, let's play rock-paper-scissors. You play rock." extending the bit to a game with no losing strategy by simply dictating his son's move.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.