2015-02-06
Original: 2015-02-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man: So I've been thinking about surgery to enlarge my penis.
Woman: Wha? It's fine.
Panel 2:
Man: No, I mean like... I want it so big that it could be used as a banana-boat.
Woman: I'm not using your penis as a boat. And the children certainly aren't.
Panel 3:
Man: I see.
Panel 4 (wide shot, man stands and walks away):
Man: Would you excuse me? I need to make a phonecall.
Votey:
Caption: NO ONE WILL EVER UNDERSTAND ME
(A man's face, drawn in a melodramatic, anguished expression, looks downward.)
Man: So I've been thinking about surgery to enlarge my penis.
Woman: Wha? It's fine.
Panel 2:
Man: No, I mean like... I want it so big that it could be used as a banana-boat.
Woman: I'm not using your penis as a boat. And the children certainly aren't.
Panel 3:
Man: I see.
Panel 4 (wide shot, man stands and walks away):
Man: Would you excuse me? I need to make a phonecall.
Votey:
Caption: NO ONE WILL EVER UNDERSTAND ME
(A man's face, drawn in a melodramatic, anguished expression, looks downward.)
Alt text
A four-panel comic. In a kitchen, a smiling man tells a woman he's been thinking about surgery to enlarge his penis; she replies 'Wha? It's fine.' He clarifies that he wants it so big it could be used as a banana-boat. She flatly answers, 'I'm not using your penis as a boat. And the children certainly aren't.' He says 'I see.' In a wide final panel he stands and walks off, saying 'Would you excuse me? I need to make a phonecall.' Votey: a man's anguished, downcast face on a black background under the caption 'No one will ever understand me.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.