2015-02-07
Original: 2015-02-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (main): A line graph. The vertical y-axis is labeled "POTENTIAL FOR LOVE". The horizontal x-axis is unlabeled. A red curve runs flat and low across the left half, then rises sharply to a high plateau in the middle (with a small notch/dip near its peak), holds briefly, then declines and plunges all the way down to zero at the right edge.
Below the graph, a smiling man with reddish-orange hair speaks from the bottom-left:
Man: "OF COURSE I BELIEVE IN SCIENCE. I'M A TOTAL TAURUS!"
Votey:
A woman's face with a flat, unimpressed expression. Text above her reads:
Woman: "I DO NOT DATE SPACEBULLS."
Below the graph, a smiling man with reddish-orange hair speaks from the bottom-left:
Man: "OF COURSE I BELIEVE IN SCIENCE. I'M A TOTAL TAURUS!"
Votey:
A woman's face with a flat, unimpressed expression. Text above her reads:
Woman: "I DO NOT DATE SPACEBULLS."
Alt text
A hand-drawn line graph titled on its vertical axis "POTENTIAL FOR LOVE," with an unlabeled horizontal axis. A red line tracks low and flat at first, then spikes up to a high plateau in the middle, then drops off steeply, crashing back down to zero at the far right. Beneath the graph, a smiling red-haired man says, "Of course I believe in science. I'm a total Taurus!" The curve maps how his appeal soars when he affirms science, then collapses the instant he reveals he believes in astrology. Votey: a woman with a flat, deadpan expression states, "I do not date spacebulls." (a dig at the Taurus / bull astrological sign).
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.