2015-01-27
Original: 2015-01-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (dark hair): I love walking through graveyards.
Man (brown hair): Me too.
Panel 2:
Woman: I know, it's weird but it's so peaceful here. In a dark sort of way... everything in its place.
Panel 3:
Man: For me it's because these people are dead, so I'm like, hey, I'm better than all of these people!
Panel 4:
Man (shouting at a grave): Hey dead governor! You know what's better than power? LIVING!
Panel 5:
Man (shouting at a grave): Hey dead painter! You know what's better than the subtle interplay of light and shadow? NOT BEIN' A CORPSE!
Panel 6:
Man (shouting at a grave): Hey dead family who all died on the same day! You--
Woman: Please stop.
Man: I am SO PUMPED!
Votey:
A man with his head tilted back, shouting: YOLOOO!
Woman (dark hair): I love walking through graveyards.
Man (brown hair): Me too.
Panel 2:
Woman: I know, it's weird but it's so peaceful here. In a dark sort of way... everything in its place.
Panel 3:
Man: For me it's because these people are dead, so I'm like, hey, I'm better than all of these people!
Panel 4:
Man (shouting at a grave): Hey dead governor! You know what's better than power? LIVING!
Panel 5:
Man (shouting at a grave): Hey dead painter! You know what's better than the subtle interplay of light and shadow? NOT BEIN' A CORPSE!
Panel 6:
Man (shouting at a grave): Hey dead family who all died on the same day! You--
Woman: Please stop.
Man: I am SO PUMPED!
Votey:
A man with his head tilted back, shouting: YOLOOO!
Alt text
A six-panel comic. A brown-haired man and a dark-haired woman stroll through a graveyard. She says she loves walking through graveyards; he agrees. She explains it's peaceful, everything in its place. He says for him it's because these people are dead, so he gets to feel superior: "hey, I'm better than all of these people!" He then shouts taunts at individual headstones: to a dead governor, "You know what's better than power? LIVING!"; to a dead painter, "You know what's better than the subtle interplay of light and shadow? NOT BEIN' A CORPSE!"; and starts on "Hey dead family who all died on the same day!" before the woman, disturbed, says "Please stop." He replies, grinning, "I am SO PUMPED!" Votey: a close-up of the man tilting his head back and gleefully screaming "YOLOOO!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.