2014-10-31
Original: 2014-10-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A man and a woman lie close together, apparently in bed, against a magenta/pink background. The woman wears round glasses and raises a fist.
Man: "Nope. Elbow in the ear isn't sexy."
Woman (with glasses, raising her fist): "I've got a solution! The sexy is just bound up in a dimension so small that it can't be detected."
Caption (below panel): Never have sex with a theoretical physicist.
Votey:
A close-up of the woman's face, looking downcast/disappointed.
Woman: "Maybe if you would expend more energy."
A man and a woman lie close together, apparently in bed, against a magenta/pink background. The woman wears round glasses and raises a fist.
Man: "Nope. Elbow in the ear isn't sexy."
Woman (with glasses, raising her fist): "I've got a solution! The sexy is just bound up in a dimension so small that it can't be detected."
Caption (below panel): Never have sex with a theoretical physicist.
Votey:
A close-up of the woman's face, looking downcast/disappointed.
Woman: "Maybe if you would expend more energy."
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic against a hot-pink background. A man and a woman lie close together in bed. The woman, wearing round glasses, raises a fist enthusiastically. The man says, "Nope. Elbow in the ear isn't sexy." The woman replies, "I've got a solution! The sexy is just bound up in a dimension so small that it can't be detected." A caption beneath reads: "Never have sex with a theoretical physicist." The joke: she explains away the missing sexiness using string-theory-style extra-dimension physics jargon. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the woman's face looking downcast and disappointed, saying, "Maybe if you would expend more energy."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.