2014-10-27
Original: 2014-10-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Top caption (yellow banner): LINGUISTIC FUN FACT: "VIRGIN" CAN REFER TO ANY PART OF THE BODY THAT HASN'T YET BEEN USED FOR SEX
Panel 1:
A bare-chested man with dark hair, looking nervous: Baby, before we get to it, you should know: I'm a that-nubby-bone-thing-on-your-wrist virgin.
A woman with orange/red hair, seen from behind: I'll make a man of you tonight.
Votey:
Handwritten note: Ulnar styloid process. There. Saved you from a wikipedia binge.
Panel 1:
A bare-chested man with dark hair, looking nervous: Baby, before we get to it, you should know: I'm a that-nubby-bone-thing-on-your-wrist virgin.
A woman with orange/red hair, seen from behind: I'll make a man of you tonight.
Votey:
Handwritten note: Ulnar styloid process. There. Saved you from a wikipedia binge.
Alt text
A two-person SMBC comic. A yellow caption at the top reads: "LINGUISTIC FUN FACT: 'VIRGIN' CAN REFER TO ANY PART OF THE BODY THAT HASN'T YET BEEN USED FOR SEX." In the single panel, a bare-chested dark-haired man looks anxious as he says to a red-haired woman (shown from behind): "Baby, before we get to it, you should know: I'm a that-nubby-bone-thing-on-your-wrist virgin." The woman replies, "I'll make a man of you tonight." The joke is that he can't name the wrist bone he means. The votey (aftercomic) is a handwritten note that supplies the answer: "Ulnar styloid process. There. Saved you from a wikipedia binge."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.