2014-11-04
Original: 2014-11-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman holds up a banana and addresses someone off-panel.
Woman: "I'm just saying, you can't PROVE reality wasn't created five seconds ago!"
Panel 2: The woman holds the banana near her face, looking pleased.
Panel 3: The woman, holding the banana, looks thoughtful.
Panel 4: The woman holds the banana up to her ear like a phone, smiling.
Panel 5: Caption (narration over the woman holding the banana to her face): "What sort of creator invents a universe in which someone crushes a banana into her face for no reason five seconds after she's informed of the nature of the universe?"
Panel 6: A man with glasses replies.
Man: "That's a unique approach to epistemology."
Panel 7: The woman, banana still at her face, responds confidently.
Woman: "I can disprove utilitarianism with a mango!"
Votey:
A speech bubble points to a mango.
Voice (from the mango): "Happiness is ill-defined!"
Woman: "I'm just saying, you can't PROVE reality wasn't created five seconds ago!"
Panel 2: The woman holds the banana near her face, looking pleased.
Panel 3: The woman, holding the banana, looks thoughtful.
Panel 4: The woman holds the banana up to her ear like a phone, smiling.
Panel 5: Caption (narration over the woman holding the banana to her face): "What sort of creator invents a universe in which someone crushes a banana into her face for no reason five seconds after she's informed of the nature of the universe?"
Panel 6: A man with glasses replies.
Man: "That's a unique approach to epistemology."
Panel 7: The woman, banana still at her face, responds confidently.
Woman: "I can disprove utilitarianism with a mango!"
Votey:
A speech bubble points to a mango.
Voice (from the mango): "Happiness is ill-defined!"
Alt text
A seven-panel comic. A woman argues to an off-panel man, holding up a banana: "I'm just saying, you can't PROVE reality wasn't created five seconds ago!" Over the next panels she holds the banana near and then up against her own face, treating it almost like a phone. A caption asks: "What sort of creator invents a universe in which someone crushes a banana into her face for no reason five seconds after she's informed of the nature of the universe?" A bespectacled man replies, "That's a unique approach to epistemology." The woman, banana pressed to her face, declares: "I can disprove utilitarianism with a mango!" Votey: a single drawing of a mango with a speech bubble coming from it that reads, "Happiness is ill-defined!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.