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2014-10-20

Original: 2014-10-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (a woman lecturing):
Woman: Suppose you have a set containing 1 person. Clearly, that person is special.

Panel 2:
Woman: Suppose you add one person to that set.

Panel 3:
Woman: If that person is special, all set members are special. If that person is non-special, they're the only non-special set member. Therefore, they are special. Thus, all set members are special.

Panel 4:
Woman: By induction, all people are special.

Panel 5 (a small child looking up):
Caption: Earlier...
Child: Mommy, am I special?
Woman (off-panel, in a speech balloon): Of course!

Votey:
A voice (off-panel, top): Do you love me?
A man (replying, with a flat expression): According to De Morgan's laws, yes!

Alt text

A five-panel SMBC comic. A woman delivers a mock mathematical proof by induction that all people are special. Panel 1: she says that in a set containing one person, clearly that person is special. Panel 2: she says to add one more person to the set. Panel 3: she argues that if the added person is special, all members are special; if non-special, they are the only non-special member and therefore special; thus all members are special. Panel 4: 'By induction, all people are special.' Panel 5, labeled 'Earlier...', shows a small child asking 'Mommy, am I special?' and the woman answering 'Of course!' from off-panel — revealing the elaborate proof was prompted by a child's simple question. Votey: a close-up of a man with a deadpan expression. An off-panel voice asks 'Do you love me?' and he replies, 'According to De Morgan's laws, yes!'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.