2014-04-18
Original: 2014-04-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: An angry old man with white hair, dark glasses, and suspenders shakes his cane.
Old man: YOU DAMN KIDS! GET OFF MY LAWN!
Panel 2: Wide shot of the old man's house. He leans out a window holding his cane while several children run across his lawn.
Panel 3: Close-up of the old man, still angry, holding his cane.
Old man: I'M SERIOUS! I JUST SPRAYED THAT LAWN WITH CARBOFURAN!
Panel 4: Wide shot of the house again. The old man peers out the window; the children continue running across the lawn, now appearing unwell or collapsing.
Votey:
A person lies in bed with a thought bubble.
Thought: BEST CARBOFURAN JOKE EVER.
Old man: YOU DAMN KIDS! GET OFF MY LAWN!
Panel 2: Wide shot of the old man's house. He leans out a window holding his cane while several children run across his lawn.
Panel 3: Close-up of the old man, still angry, holding his cane.
Old man: I'M SERIOUS! I JUST SPRAYED THAT LAWN WITH CARBOFURAN!
Panel 4: Wide shot of the house again. The old man peers out the window; the children continue running across the lawn, now appearing unwell or collapsing.
Votey:
A person lies in bed with a thought bubble.
Thought: BEST CARBOFURAN JOKE EVER.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. An angry old man with white hair, dark sunglasses, and suspenders leans out the window of his house shaking his cane, yelling "YOU DAMN KIDS! GET OFF MY LAWN!" as several children run across his lawn. In a close-up he yells, "I'M SERIOUS! I JUST SPRAYED THAT LAWN WITH CARBOFURAN!" Carbofuran is a highly toxic pesticide. In the final wide shot the children are still on the lawn but now appear to be falling ill. The votey aftercomic shows a person lying in bed with a thought bubble reading "BEST CARBOFURAN JOKE EVER."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.