2014-03-11
Original: 2014-03-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Girl (red-haired): "Sometimes I feel like I live in the wrong decade. I would be so much happier in the Renaissance."
Panel 2:
A dark-haired friend: "Then let's go."
Panel 3:
The two girls sit behind a cardboard box labeled "TIME MACHINE."
Panel 4 (large lightning bolt): "ZAP!"
Panel 5:
The red-haired girl has arrived in a medieval landscape with a castle in the background, facing a knight on horseback.
Knight: "What ho, little child! And what be-"
Panel 6:
Knight (startled): "AAH!"
Panel 7:
Girl: "I'm from the future, mother fucker! And this is a machine gun!"
Panel 8:
Knight (terrified): "AAAAH!"
Panel 9:
Girl: "Make me queen!"
Panel 10:
Close-up of the red-haired girl grinning happily.
Panel 11:
The girl sits enthroned, holding her machine gun, with the knight standing beside her in a royal hall with curtains.
Girl: "You were right! Life is so much simpler here."
Votey:
Close-up of a grinning face (the girl), with the caption: "Let's kill some heterodox Christians!"
Girl (red-haired): "Sometimes I feel like I live in the wrong decade. I would be so much happier in the Renaissance."
Panel 2:
A dark-haired friend: "Then let's go."
Panel 3:
The two girls sit behind a cardboard box labeled "TIME MACHINE."
Panel 4 (large lightning bolt): "ZAP!"
Panel 5:
The red-haired girl has arrived in a medieval landscape with a castle in the background, facing a knight on horseback.
Knight: "What ho, little child! And what be-"
Panel 6:
Knight (startled): "AAH!"
Panel 7:
Girl: "I'm from the future, mother fucker! And this is a machine gun!"
Panel 8:
Knight (terrified): "AAAAH!"
Panel 9:
Girl: "Make me queen!"
Panel 10:
Close-up of the red-haired girl grinning happily.
Panel 11:
The girl sits enthroned, holding her machine gun, with the knight standing beside her in a royal hall with curtains.
Girl: "You were right! Life is so much simpler here."
Votey:
Close-up of a grinning face (the girl), with the caption: "Let's kill some heterodox Christians!"
Alt text
An eleven-panel SMBC comic. A red-haired girl tells her dark-haired friend, "Sometimes I feel like I live in the wrong decade. I would be so much happier in the Renaissance." The friend replies, "Then let's go." They climb into a cardboard box labeled "TIME MACHINE," and a giant lightning bolt reads "ZAP!" The girl arrives in a medieval landscape with a castle, where a knight on horseback begins, "What ho, little child! And what be-" The knight recoils with "AAH!" as the girl declares, "I'm from the future, mother fucker! And this is a machine gun!" The knight screams "AAAAH!" and she commands, "Make me queen!" She grins, then is shown enthroned holding the gun, saying, "You were right! Life is so much simpler here." Votey: a close-up of the girl's gleeful grinning face with the caption, "Let's kill some heterodox Christians!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.