2014-03-07
Original: 2014-03-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Green Goblin (a green-skinned villain with pointed ears): "CHOOSE, SPIDERMAN! YOU CAN EITHER SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND FROM PLUMMETING TO HER DEATH, OR SAVE YOUR CREDIT RATING FROM BEING PUT IN THE BOTTOM QUINTILE! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Spiderman: "YOU MONSTER!"
Panel 2:
A woman reading a book (titled, faintly, "Do I love him?"): "WHY WOULDN'T HE JUST PICK THE GIRLFRIEND?"
An off-panel speaker (close-up of a mouth at a microphone): "DID IT TAKE SEVEN YEARS TO GET A GOOD GIRLFRIEND?"
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face speaking into a microphone: "THAT COMIC AIN'T FREE."
Green Goblin (a green-skinned villain with pointed ears): "CHOOSE, SPIDERMAN! YOU CAN EITHER SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND FROM PLUMMETING TO HER DEATH, OR SAVE YOUR CREDIT RATING FROM BEING PUT IN THE BOTTOM QUINTILE! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Spiderman: "YOU MONSTER!"
Panel 2:
A woman reading a book (titled, faintly, "Do I love him?"): "WHY WOULDN'T HE JUST PICK THE GIRLFRIEND?"
An off-panel speaker (close-up of a mouth at a microphone): "DID IT TAKE SEVEN YEARS TO GET A GOOD GIRLFRIEND?"
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face speaking into a microphone: "THAT COMIC AIN'T FREE."
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel one: the Green Goblin, a pointy-eared green villain, cackles at Spider-Man, "Choose, Spiderman! You can either save your girlfriend from plummeting to her death, or save your credit rating from being put in the bottom quintile! Hahahaha!" Spider-Man replies, "You monster!" Panel two: a woman reading a book asks, "Why wouldn't he just pick the girlfriend?" An extreme close-up of a mouth at a microphone answers, "Did it take seven years to get a good girlfriend?" — implying a good credit rating is harder to rebuild than a relationship. Votey: a close-up of a man's face speaking into a microphone deadpans, "That comic ain't free."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.