2014-03-17
Original: 2014-03-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with dark hair: OH GOD. HOW DRUNK WAS I LAST NIGHT?
Panel 2:
Woman with flame-like red hair: YOU GOT BREAST IMPLANTS.
Dark-haired woman: WHAT?!
Panel 3:
Red-haired woman: SPECIFICALLY, YOU HAD A CHIP PUT IN SO THAT WHENEVER THEY GET SQUEEZED, THEY PLAY THE MAIN THEME FROM STAR WARS.
Panel 4:
Red-haired woman: Duhh-dh-Dah-dh-Dah! Dah-dh-DAH-dh-DAH! (musical notes)
Panel 5:
Dark-haired woman: NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Panel 6:
Red-haired woman: THAT'S A QUOTE FROM STAR WARS. THIS IS THE GREATEST DECISION I'VE EVER MADE.
Panel 7:
Dark-haired woman: WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR DRINKING PROB-
Red-haired woman: Duhh-dh-Dah-dh-Dah! Dah-dh-Dah-dh-Dah! (musical notes)
Votey:
A close-up of a determined, frowning face (the red-haired woman) declaring: DON'T TRY TO CHANGE ME
Woman with dark hair: OH GOD. HOW DRUNK WAS I LAST NIGHT?
Panel 2:
Woman with flame-like red hair: YOU GOT BREAST IMPLANTS.
Dark-haired woman: WHAT?!
Panel 3:
Red-haired woman: SPECIFICALLY, YOU HAD A CHIP PUT IN SO THAT WHENEVER THEY GET SQUEEZED, THEY PLAY THE MAIN THEME FROM STAR WARS.
Panel 4:
Red-haired woman: Duhh-dh-Dah-dh-Dah! Dah-dh-DAH-dh-DAH! (musical notes)
Panel 5:
Dark-haired woman: NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Panel 6:
Red-haired woman: THAT'S A QUOTE FROM STAR WARS. THIS IS THE GREATEST DECISION I'VE EVER MADE.
Panel 7:
Dark-haired woman: WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR DRINKING PROB-
Red-haired woman: Duhh-dh-Dah-dh-Dah! Dah-dh-Dah-dh-Dah! (musical notes)
Votey:
A close-up of a determined, frowning face (the red-haired woman) declaring: DON'T TRY TO CHANGE ME
Alt text
A seven-panel comic. A dark-haired woman wakes up and asks her red-haired friend, 'Oh god. How drunk was I last night?' The friend replies, 'You got breast implants.' 'What?!' The friend explains: 'Specifically, you had a chip put in so that whenever they get squeezed, they play the main theme from Star Wars.' The friend then sings the Star Wars theme with musical notes. The dark-haired woman protests, 'No! That's not true! That's impossible!' The friend answers, 'That's a quote from Star Wars. This is the greatest decision I've ever made.' As the dark-haired woman begins, 'We need to talk about your drinking prob-', the friend keeps singing the Star Wars theme, beaming. The joke is the friend is delighted rather than alarmed by her drunken decision. Votey: a hand-drawn close-up of the red-haired woman's determined, frowning face declaring 'Don't try to change me.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.