2014-03-04
Original: 2014-03-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (caption box):
COACHING TIP: TOWARD THE END OF A GROUP EXERCISE ROUTINE, YOU CAN YELL PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING FOR INSPIRATION.
A bald coach in a red shirt and yellow shorts shouts and points, finger raised, at a group of people doing pushups/exercises on the floor.
Coach: YOU FEELING PAIN!? GOOD! PAIN IS JUST THE BODY'S WAY OF SAYING THE NUTS SHOULD BURY THE SQUIRREL FOR A CHANGE!
Votey:
The bald coach, drawn in close-up, yells again.
Coach: NOW, ZIPPER THAT SPONGECAKE!
COACHING TIP: TOWARD THE END OF A GROUP EXERCISE ROUTINE, YOU CAN YELL PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING FOR INSPIRATION.
A bald coach in a red shirt and yellow shorts shouts and points, finger raised, at a group of people doing pushups/exercises on the floor.
Coach: YOU FEELING PAIN!? GOOD! PAIN IS JUST THE BODY'S WAY OF SAYING THE NUTS SHOULD BURY THE SQUIRREL FOR A CHANGE!
Votey:
The bald coach, drawn in close-up, yells again.
Coach: NOW, ZIPPER THAT SPONGECAKE!
Alt text
A gym coach gag. A yellow caption box reads: "COACHING TIP: TOWARD THE END OF A GROUP EXERCISE ROUTINE, YOU CAN YELL PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING FOR INSPIRATION." Below, a bald coach in a red shirt and yellow shorts shouts furiously with one finger raised, while three exhausted, grimacing people do exercises on the floor in front of him. His speech bubble reads: "YOU FEELING PAIN!? GOOD! PAIN IS JUST THE BODY'S WAY OF SAYING THE NUTS SHOULD BURY THE SQUIRREL FOR A CHANGE!" — motivational-sounding nonsense. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the same coach mid-yell, shouting another piece of gibberish: "NOW, ZIPPER THAT SPONGECAKE!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.