2014-03-03
Original: 2014-03-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: God wants there to be no suffering for human beings.
Man: But the one time He became a human, the baseline experience was getting crowned with thorns, nailed to a cross, and stabbed with a spear.
Panel 2:
Woman: So...
Man: What if God THINKS there's no real suffering on Earth because His benchmark for human existence is getting tortured to death?
Panel 3:
Woman: Perspective is hell.
Man: No, it's the other way around!
Votey:
A figure speaking to a small round object/character: AWW, YOU CAN'T AFFORD MEDICINE? WELL BOO HOO HOO
Woman: God wants there to be no suffering for human beings.
Man: But the one time He became a human, the baseline experience was getting crowned with thorns, nailed to a cross, and stabbed with a spear.
Panel 2:
Woman: So...
Man: What if God THINKS there's no real suffering on Earth because His benchmark for human existence is getting tortured to death?
Panel 3:
Woman: Perspective is hell.
Man: No, it's the other way around!
Votey:
A figure speaking to a small round object/character: AWW, YOU CAN'T AFFORD MEDICINE? WELL BOO HOO HOO
Alt text
A three-panel cartoon conversation between a woman and a man with brown hair. Panel 1: The woman says "God wants there to be no suffering for human beings," and the man replies that the one time God became a human, the baseline experience was being crowned with thorns, nailed to a cross, and stabbed with a spear. Panel 2: The woman says "So..." and the man continues: what if God thinks there's no real suffering on Earth because His benchmark for human existence is getting tortured to death? Panel 3: The woman concludes "Perspective is hell," and the man says "No, it's the other way around!" Votey: A hand-drawn black-and-white panel showing a figure addressing a small round potato-like character with a wide-eyed expression, saying "Aww, you can't afford medicine? Well boo hoo hoo" in mocking lettering.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.