2014-01-22
Original: 2014-01-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (header: NON-PARENT):
A woman with orange hair in a green shirt speaks to a person with glasses and a white collar, standing in a museum next to a green sculpture of a creature.
Woman: "You know, it wasn't easy building this museum. But if I see just one child smiling, it'll all be worth it."
Panel 2 (header: PARENT):
The person with glasses (now looking weary) stands beside a small orange-haired child in a green shirt.
Person with glasses: "If you see just one child and it's smiling, it probably just pissed on an exhibit."
Votey:
A close-up of an angry, scowling face with furrowed brows.
Caption: "I HATE THEM SO MUCH"
A woman with orange hair in a green shirt speaks to a person with glasses and a white collar, standing in a museum next to a green sculpture of a creature.
Woman: "You know, it wasn't easy building this museum. But if I see just one child smiling, it'll all be worth it."
Panel 2 (header: PARENT):
The person with glasses (now looking weary) stands beside a small orange-haired child in a green shirt.
Person with glasses: "If you see just one child and it's smiling, it probably just pissed on an exhibit."
Votey:
A close-up of an angry, scowling face with furrowed brows.
Caption: "I HATE THEM SO MUCH"
Alt text
A two-panel comic contrasting a non-parent and a parent. Panel 1, labeled NON-PARENT: a cheerful orange-haired woman in a green shirt stands in a museum beside a green animal sculpture, telling a bespectacled companion, "You know, it wasn't easy building this museum. But if I see just one child smiling, it'll all be worth it." Panel 2, labeled PARENT: the same bespectacled person, now looking tired and jaded, stands next to a small orange-haired child and replies, "If you see just one child and it's smiling, it probably just pissed on an exhibit." Votey aftercomic: an extreme close-up of a furious scowling face with deeply furrowed brows, captioned "I HATE THEM SO MUCH."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.