2013-10-27
Original: 2013-10-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
The rear of a car is shown, with a bumper sticker on the back window.
Bumper sticker text: "My Child's HONOR STUDENT Status is Best Understood as the Result of Educational Opportunities, Affluence, and Stable Family Life, and Not of Parenting Skills"
The license plate reads: "BRX"
Caption (below panel): You could always spot the children of sociologists.
Votey:
Header text: "ALSO THIS:"
A second bumper sticker reads: "MUST...DISSECT...MOTIVATIONS..."
Below it, a close-up of a person's troubled, sweating face.
The rear of a car is shown, with a bumper sticker on the back window.
Bumper sticker text: "My Child's HONOR STUDENT Status is Best Understood as the Result of Educational Opportunities, Affluence, and Stable Family Life, and Not of Parenting Skills"
The license plate reads: "BRX"
Caption (below panel): You could always spot the children of sociologists.
Votey:
Header text: "ALSO THIS:"
A second bumper sticker reads: "MUST...DISSECT...MOTIVATIONS..."
Below it, a close-up of a person's troubled, sweating face.
Alt text
A wordy bumper sticker covers the back window of a car. Instead of the usual proud "My Child Is an Honor Student," it reads: "My Child's HONOR STUDENT Status is Best Understood as the Result of Educational Opportunities, Affluence, and Stable Family Life, and Not of Parenting Skills." The license plate reads BRX. Caption: "You could always spot the children of sociologists." In the votey, labeled "ALSO THIS:", a second bumper sticker says "MUST...DISSECT...MOTIVATIONS..." above a close-up of an anxious, sweating face overthinking everything.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.