2013-10-30
Original: 2013-10-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Top caption (title banner): I PLAN TO USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY TO MAKE MY KID A PHYSICIST
Panel 1:
Older bald man with glasses and a mustache, standing in a doorway pointing at a young woman: "Girl! There's only one cross product you should care about and that's JESUS!"
The young woman with shoulder-length brown hair and a green shirt stands in a dim, book-lined room looking annoyed/unimpressed.
Votey:
The young woman: "Dad... I wanna be a cartoonist."
Off-panel speech balloon (the dad): "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Panel 1:
Older bald man with glasses and a mustache, standing in a doorway pointing at a young woman: "Girl! There's only one cross product you should care about and that's JESUS!"
The young woman with shoulder-length brown hair and a green shirt stands in a dim, book-lined room looking annoyed/unimpressed.
Votey:
The young woman: "Dad... I wanna be a cartoonist."
Off-panel speech balloon (the dad): "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Alt text
Title banner reads: "I plan to use reverse psychology to make my kid a physicist." In a dim, book-filled room, a young woman with brown hair and a green shirt looks annoyed. Behind her, an older bald man with glasses and a mustache leans in from a brightly lit doorway, pointing at her and shouting, "Girl! There's only one cross product you should care about and that's JESUS!" The joke: the dad's over-the-top religious rant is intended (per the banner) as reverse psychology to push her toward physics, where the cross product is a real concept. Votey (aftercomic): the same woman says, "Dad... I wanna be a cartoonist," and an off-panel voice (the dad) screams a giant "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.