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2013-08-12

Original: 2013-08-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Three people sit together at a table, as if in a pub, taking turns naming small historical changes.

Woman with reddish hair and glasses (green sweater): "Franz Ferdinand's driver checked his map."

Man in the center (gray jacket, green shirt): "Increased popularity of architectural painting, circa 1919."

Woman with brown hair (seen from behind, blue sweater): "Hitler's dad jerked off one morning."

Caption below the comic:
My Favorite Pub Game: Nay-Dolf
Gameplay: Person who can think of the smallest change that would've prevented the rise of Hitler gets a free drink.

Votey:
Label at top: "LAST WEEK:"
A person sits at a computer, thinking. Thought bubble: "Hmm. My comic doesn't have enough Hitler jokes."

Alt text

A three-panel-style single comic. Three people sit around a table like at a pub, each tossing out a small hypothetical change to history. A red-haired woman in glasses and a green sweater says, "Franz Ferdinand's driver checked his map." A man in a gray jacket says, "Increased popularity of architectural painting, circa 1919." A brown-haired woman seen from behind says, "Hitler's dad jerked off one morning." The caption explains the bit: "My Favorite Pub Game: Nay-Dolf. Gameplay: Person who can think of the smallest change that would've prevented the rise of Hitler gets a free drink." The joke escalates from earnest historical what-ifs to a crude one. Votey (aftercomic): labeled "LAST WEEK," a person sits at a computer thinking, with a thought bubble reading, "Hmm. My comic doesn't have enough Hitler jokes," framing the main comic as the cartoonist's deliberate solution.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.