2013-08-15
Original: 2013-08-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with brown hair (in blue shirt): I don't believe in love. It's just a bunch of chemical reaction.
Second man (in green shirt): [listens]
Panel 2:
The man in the blue shirt clutches his chest in apparent agony, a starburst/explosion shape over his heart.
Panel 3:
Man in blue shirt (collapsed, distraught): Whyyy?!
Second man (in green shirt, calmly): I don't believe in love. It's just a chemical reaction.
Votey:
A close-up of the distraught man's face, sweating and grimacing in pain, with a speech bubble above:
"CALL A DOCTOR! PLEASE!"
Man with brown hair (in blue shirt): I don't believe in love. It's just a bunch of chemical reaction.
Second man (in green shirt): [listens]
Panel 2:
The man in the blue shirt clutches his chest in apparent agony, a starburst/explosion shape over his heart.
Panel 3:
Man in blue shirt (collapsed, distraught): Whyyy?!
Second man (in green shirt, calmly): I don't believe in love. It's just a chemical reaction.
Votey:
A close-up of the distraught man's face, sweating and grimacing in pain, with a speech bubble above:
"CALL A DOCTOR! PLEASE!"
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A man in a blue shirt tells a man in a green shirt, "I don't believe in love. It's just a bunch of chemical reaction." Panel 2: The blue-shirted man suddenly clutches his chest in pain, a jagged starburst drawn over his heart, as if having a heart attack. Panel 3: He has collapsed and cries "Whyyy?!" while the green-shirted man calmly repeats back to him, "I don't believe in love. It's just a chemical reaction" - reframing the man's own dismissive line as cold indifference to his medical emergency. Votey: A close-up of the stricken man's sweating, grimacing face with a speech bubble pleading, "CALL A DOCTOR! PLEASE!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.