2013-06-26
Original: 2013-06-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A woman with short red hair, reclining and propped up on a green top, looks down at a person (a man with brown hair) whose head is between her legs.
Woman: "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT COUNTER-CLOCKWISE MOTION."
Man (head down): "WE'RE 40° NORTH OF THE EQUATOR. CLOCKWISE CUNNILINGUS IS IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT MECHANICAL ASSISTANCE."
Caption below the comic: "Life Tip: People will believe anything you say if you attribute it to the Coriolis effect."
Votey:
Close-up on the bearded man's downturned face, eyes closed, thinking.
Man (thought): "PLEASE LET MY PARENTS SKIP TODAY, PLEASE LET MY PARENTS SKIP TODAY."
A woman with short red hair, reclining and propped up on a green top, looks down at a person (a man with brown hair) whose head is between her legs.
Woman: "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT COUNTER-CLOCKWISE MOTION."
Man (head down): "WE'RE 40° NORTH OF THE EQUATOR. CLOCKWISE CUNNILINGUS IS IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT MECHANICAL ASSISTANCE."
Caption below the comic: "Life Tip: People will believe anything you say if you attribute it to the Coriolis effect."
Votey:
Close-up on the bearded man's downturned face, eyes closed, thinking.
Man (thought): "PLEASE LET MY PARENTS SKIP TODAY, PLEASE LET MY PARENTS SKIP TODAY."
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. In the main panel, a woman with short red hair in a green top reclines and looks down at a brown-haired man whose head is between her legs, performing oral sex. She asks, "Why do you always do that counter-clockwise motion." He replies from below, "We're 40° north of the equator. Clockwise cunnilingus is impossible without mechanical assistance." A caption beneath reads: "Life Tip: People will believe anything you say if you attribute it to the Coriolis effect." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the bearded man's downturned, eyes-closed face shows his anxious thought: "Please let my parents skip today, please let my parents skip today." The joke: he is bluffing pseudoscience to deflect a question while secretly hoping his parents aren't watching from the afterlife.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.