2012-12-23
Original: 2012-12-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1
Parent (woman): If the whole universe is just energy wobbles, what's the point of it all?
Panel 2
Parent: The lamp makes random wee wobbles sure. But how and then you get a heavy load one or a really hot one or a really lumpy one or a couple at once and you wanna see if they connect or stay apart.
Panel 3
Parent: Probably at least a couple times in your life, the wobbles turn up an adventure, or love, or something wonderful and grotesque, and it's mostly out of your control... but it's fun to watch.
Panel 4
Parent: I suppose the problem is that you're also one of the wee wobbles, and you don't know if you're going to be one of the good ones or not. But I really really wanna be one of the good ones.
Panel 5
Child (girl): Do you think Sally likes me? Sally from homeroom?
Panel 6
Parent: She pulled your hair, which means she likes you. But she expresses affection by pulling hair, so you probably don't want to be with her.
Panel 7
Parent: I think you're one of the good wobbles.
Votey:
A woman asks: What's with you and kids looking at the stars?
The man (with messy/flame-like hair, seated) replies: Space is really easy to draw.
Parent (woman): If the whole universe is just energy wobbles, what's the point of it all?
Panel 2
Parent: The lamp makes random wee wobbles sure. But how and then you get a heavy load one or a really hot one or a really lumpy one or a couple at once and you wanna see if they connect or stay apart.
Panel 3
Parent: Probably at least a couple times in your life, the wobbles turn up an adventure, or love, or something wonderful and grotesque, and it's mostly out of your control... but it's fun to watch.
Panel 4
Parent: I suppose the problem is that you're also one of the wee wobbles, and you don't know if you're going to be one of the good ones or not. But I really really wanna be one of the good ones.
Panel 5
Child (girl): Do you think Sally likes me? Sally from homeroom?
Panel 6
Parent: She pulled your hair, which means she likes you. But she expresses affection by pulling hair, so you probably don't want to be with her.
Panel 7
Parent: I think you're one of the good wobbles.
Votey:
A woman asks: What's with you and kids looking at the stars?
The man (with messy/flame-like hair, seated) replies: Space is really easy to draw.
Alt text
A seven-panel SMBC comic of a parent and child lying outdoors at night under a starry sky, talking. The parent (a woman with short hair) muses philosophically: if the whole universe is just energy wobbles, what's the point of it all? She compares existence to a lamp making random little wobbles — sometimes you get a heavy one, a hot one, or a lumpy one, and you watch to see if they connect or stay apart. She says that probably a couple times in your life the wobbles turn up an adventure, or love, or something wonderful and grotesque, mostly out of your control but fun to watch. She admits the problem is that you're also one of the little wobbles and you don't know if you'll be one of the good ones — but she really wants to be one of the good ones. The child (a girl) abruptly changes the subject and asks whether Sally from homeroom likes her. The parent answers that Sally pulled her hair, which means she likes her, but since Sally expresses affection by pulling hair, she probably doesn't want to be with her. Finally the parent tells the child: I think you're one of the good wobbles. Votey: A black-and-white sketch panel where a woman asks a seated man with messy, flame-like hair, "What's with you and kids looking at the stars?" and he answers, "Space is really easy to draw."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.