2012-12-25
Original: 2012-12-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title: THE RELATIONSHIP-GRAMMAR TEST
Panel 1:
[A man with reddish-brown hair, seen from behind, sits at a dining table across from a woman with dark curly hair and round glasses wearing a yellow shirt. The woman holds up a small card facing the man. The card reads:]
Card: YOUR FAT
[Caption box at the bottom:]
- AN OFFENDED PERSON IS TOO BAD AT GRAMMAR TO DATE
- A NON-OFFENDED PERSON WILL THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT OF BACON
Votey:
[A hand-drawn card reads:]
YOUR FAT!
(BACON NOT INCLUDED)
Panel 1:
[A man with reddish-brown hair, seen from behind, sits at a dining table across from a woman with dark curly hair and round glasses wearing a yellow shirt. The woman holds up a small card facing the man. The card reads:]
Card: YOUR FAT
[Caption box at the bottom:]
- AN OFFENDED PERSON IS TOO BAD AT GRAMMAR TO DATE
- A NON-OFFENDED PERSON WILL THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT OF BACON
Votey:
[A hand-drawn card reads:]
YOUR FAT!
(BACON NOT INCLUDED)
Alt text
Comic titled "The Relationship-Grammar Test." A woman with dark curly hair and round glasses, in a yellow shirt, sits at a dinner table holding up a small card toward a red-haired man seen from behind. The card reads "YOUR FAT" (using the wrong "your" instead of "you're"). A caption lists the test's logic: "An offended person is too bad at grammar to date" and "A non-offended person will thank you for the gift of bacon" (reading it as "your fat," i.e., an offering of fat/bacon). Votey: a hand-drawn card reads "YOUR FAT!" with a note below: "(BACON NOT INCLUDED)."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.