2012-12-13
Original: 2012-12-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: LIFE TIP: DON'T DIE IN DEBT TO A LOVED ONE
Panel 1:
A bald man in a dark suit stands at a podium behind a large cross, delivering a eulogy.
Speaker (the eulogist): "He failed at every goal that ever mattered to him. This is one of the many ways he was like Hitler."
Votey:
A close-up of the eulogist's face.
Eulogist: "For example, he had a bad moustache."
Panel 1:
A bald man in a dark suit stands at a podium behind a large cross, delivering a eulogy.
Speaker (the eulogist): "He failed at every goal that ever mattered to him. This is one of the many ways he was like Hitler."
Votey:
A close-up of the eulogist's face.
Eulogist: "For example, he had a bad moustache."
Alt text
A red title banner reads "LIFE TIP: DON'T DIE IN DEBT TO A LOVED ONE." Below, a bald man in a dark suit stands at a podium in front of a large gold cross, giving a eulogy at a funeral. His speech bubble says: "He failed at every goal that ever mattered to him. This is one of the many ways he was like Hitler." The joke is the eulogist drawing an absurd, insulting comparison to Hitler at a funeral. In the votey aftercomic, a rough black-and-white close-up of the eulogist's face adds: "For example, he had a bad moustache."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.