2012-12-10
Original: 2012-12-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man and a woman lie in bed at night. The man leans over the woman's shoulder, propping himself up, while she lies with her eyes closed, looking unimpressed.
Man: "Aww come on, baby... According to quantum mechanics, there's some probability we're ALREADY having sex."
Votey:
Close-up on the woman's face, looking flat and unamused.
Woman: "That possibility just collapsed."
A man and a woman lie in bed at night. The man leans over the woman's shoulder, propping himself up, while she lies with her eyes closed, looking unimpressed.
Man: "Aww come on, baby... According to quantum mechanics, there's some probability we're ALREADY having sex."
Votey:
Close-up on the woman's face, looking flat and unamused.
Woman: "That possibility just collapsed."
Alt text
Main comic (one panel): A couple lies in bed at night in dim purple light. The man, propped up behind the woman, leans toward her ear and says, "Aww come on, baby... According to quantum mechanics, there's some probability we're ALREADY having sex." The woman lies on her side with her eyes closed, looking distinctly unimpressed and uninterested.
Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the woman's face, deadpan and annoyed, as she replies, "That possibility just collapsed." The joke turns the physics term 'wavefunction collapse' into her shutting down any chance of sex.
Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the woman's face, deadpan and annoyed, as she replies, "That possibility just collapsed." The joke turns the physics term 'wavefunction collapse' into her shutting down any chance of sex.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.