2012-10-27
Original: 2012-10-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man: I have a tiny penis.
Woman: Hm?
Panel 2:
Woman: That's your pickup line?
Panel 3:
Man: It's so tiny, it affected my body image, forcing me to spend every spare moment mastering the sensual arts.
Panel 4:
Man: I have more anatomic knowledge than a doctor, more knowledge of your nerves than a neurologist, more erotic expertise than a gigolo. I know every inch of your body already by touch. By smell. By taste.
Panel 5:
Man: Oh, there are other men in this bar with tiny penises...
Panel 6:
Man: But none so tiny, so thimble-like, as mine.
Panel 7:
Man: When Shakespeare said "sweet are the uses of adversity..."
Panel 8:
Man: He was talking about my wiener.
Woman: Take me now.
Votey:
The man and woman lie together in bed afterward. The man, smiling contentedly, thinks: GOD, I'M CLEVER.
Man: I have a tiny penis.
Woman: Hm?
Panel 2:
Woman: That's your pickup line?
Panel 3:
Man: It's so tiny, it affected my body image, forcing me to spend every spare moment mastering the sensual arts.
Panel 4:
Man: I have more anatomic knowledge than a doctor, more knowledge of your nerves than a neurologist, more erotic expertise than a gigolo. I know every inch of your body already by touch. By smell. By taste.
Panel 5:
Man: Oh, there are other men in this bar with tiny penises...
Panel 6:
Man: But none so tiny, so thimble-like, as mine.
Panel 7:
Man: When Shakespeare said "sweet are the uses of adversity..."
Panel 8:
Man: He was talking about my wiener.
Woman: Take me now.
Votey:
The man and woman lie together in bed afterward. The man, smiling contentedly, thinks: GOD, I'M CLEVER.
Alt text
A black-and-white-bordered, full-color comic set in a dimly lit bar. A dark-haired man in a blazer chats up a red-haired woman. Panel 1: He opens with "I have a tiny penis." She replies, "Hm?" Panel 2: She asks, "That's your pickup line?" Panel 3: He explains, "It's so tiny, it affected my body image, forcing me to spend every spare moment mastering the sensual arts." Panel 4: "I have more anatomic knowledge than a doctor, more knowledge of your nerves than a neurologist, more erotic expertise than a gigolo. I know every inch of your body already by touch. By smell. By taste." Panel 5: "Oh, there are other men in this bar with tiny penises..." Panel 6: "But none so tiny, so thimble-like, as mine." Panel 7: "When Shakespeare said 'sweet are the uses of adversity...'" Panel 8: Leaning in close, "He was talking about my wiener." The won-over woman whispers, "Take me now." Votey: The couple lie together in bed afterward; the man smiles and thinks smugly, "GOD, I'M CLEVER."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.