2012-10-26
Original: 2012-10-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
Setting: a dimly lit room, two people sitting near each other.
Woman with dark hair and glasses, wearing a purple sweatshirt with a small label reading "STAR TREKS 1, 2 & 4": "How would you like me to remove 700 petabytes of your data tonight?"
Man with glasses (his glasses lenses shown as blank white) wearing a green shirt, smiling, holding a paper to his face: "Pfft!"
Caption below the comic: Computer scientists have the best pickup lines.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's smiling face, eyes closed.
Woman: "Oh god oh god this is gonna be high band-width!"
Setting: a dimly lit room, two people sitting near each other.
Woman with dark hair and glasses, wearing a purple sweatshirt with a small label reading "STAR TREKS 1, 2 & 4": "How would you like me to remove 700 petabytes of your data tonight?"
Man with glasses (his glasses lenses shown as blank white) wearing a green shirt, smiling, holding a paper to his face: "Pfft!"
Caption below the comic: Computer scientists have the best pickup lines.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's smiling face, eyes closed.
Woman: "Oh god oh god this is gonna be high band-width!"
Alt text
A dimly lit two-person scene. A woman with dark hair, glasses, and a purple sweatshirt labeled "Star Treks 1, 2 & 4" leans toward a smiling man in a green shirt and glasses, saying "How would you like me to remove 700 petabytes of your data tonight?" The man covers his mouth with a paper, stifling a laugh ("Pfft!"). A caption reads: "Computer scientists have the best pickup lines." The votey is a black-and-white close-up of the woman's blissful, eyes-closed face exclaiming, "Oh god oh god this is gonna be high band-width!" The joke turns data-transfer jargon into flirtatious double entendre.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.