2012-10-23
Original: 2012-10-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with long blond hair and beard: WELL, MACDONOUGH IS DEAD. WHAT SAY WE TIE TEN CATS TOGETHER AND SQUEEZE THEM TO COMMEMORATE HIS PASSING.
Man with long red hair and beard: THE ONLY FLAW WITH THAT IS IT'S INEFFICIENT.
Caption (below panel): Before bagpipes.
Votey:
The red-haired, red-bearded man (drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch style): INEFFICIENT, AND NOT SHRILL ENOUGH.
Man with long blond hair and beard: WELL, MACDONOUGH IS DEAD. WHAT SAY WE TIE TEN CATS TOGETHER AND SQUEEZE THEM TO COMMEMORATE HIS PASSING.
Man with long red hair and beard: THE ONLY FLAW WITH THAT IS IT'S INEFFICIENT.
Caption (below panel): Before bagpipes.
Votey:
The red-haired, red-bearded man (drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch style): INEFFICIENT, AND NOT SHRILL ENOUGH.
Alt text
A two-panel webcomic. In the main color panel, two men with long hair and full beards stand against a dark blue background, looking like ancient Scotsmen. The blond-bearded man says, "Well, MacDonough is dead. What say we tie ten cats together and squeeze them to commemorate his passing." The red-bearded man replies, "The only flaw with that is it's inefficient." A caption below reads "Before bagpipes." The joke imagines bagpipes being invented to replicate the sound of squeezing cats. In the votey (a black-and-white sketch aftercomic), the red-bearded man adds, "Inefficient, and not shrill enough."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.