2012-10-28

A single-panel comic. An older woman with gray hair, round glasses, and a blue blazer sits in a green chair, speaking with an irritated expression to an interviewer seen from behind who holds yellow notepad papers. Her speech bubble reads: "Oh, and lastly, for the record: dick dick dick balls boner tits boner shit ass ass ass nobody will believe I said this." A caption beneath the panel reads: "The president ends every interview the same way." The joke is that the president (this woman) caps off each interview with a string of obscenities, confident no journalist would report it. Votey (bonus panel): handwritten Q&A text reads — Q: What if the reporter had a recorder? A: The prez'd just use a new voice to confuse.