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2012-10-10

Original: 2012-10-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
An old man (Grampa) with white hair around a bald head, round glasses, and suspenders speaks to a younger woman with reddish-orange hair seen from behind.
Grampa: "OH YEAH? WELL I COATED MY FRONT DOOR IN LAMB'S BLOOD, AND I HAVEN'T HAD AN UNWANTED VISITOR IN MONTHS!"

Caption (below panel): Grampa argues for the utility of the Bible.

Votey:
A loose black-and-white sketch of the same old man, glaring.
Grampa: "AND IF THEY DO COME? TOAD RAIN."

Alt text

A webcomic panel shows an angry old man with a bald head ringed by white hair, round glasses, and suspenders, gesturing at a younger red-haired woman seen from behind. He says, "Oh yeah? Well I coated my front door in lamb's blood, and I haven't had an unwanted visitor in months!" The caption below reads: "Grampa argues for the utility of the Bible" — referencing the Passover lamb's blood from Exodus. The votey aftercomic, a rough black-and-white sketch of the same glaring old man, adds: "And if they do come? Toad rain." — invoking the biblical plagues.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.